Saturday, December 24, 2005

14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married

14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married

1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you're put off, that's the view your future partner will have...

2. Live on your own. It's important that you find out what a hopeless slob you are before your beloved tells you. And then leaves you...

3. Go out with your friends for a "quick drink" and stagger home three days later...

4. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn't speak a word of English. Who needs conversation?

5. Women: Take the soft toys off your bed. Nothing turns a man off more than performing in front of an audience of beady-eyed teddies...

6. Men: Get rid of those "How to Get Girls Even Though You're Poor and Ugly' books. They never work anyway...

7. Gobble the last slice of pizza without having to go through the 'No you have it, no really... Are you sure you don't mind...?

8. Walk about the house naked, without having to hold any bits in...

9. Have friends of the opposite sex. After marriage, it's too much effort to keep saying: "No, I really don't fancy them"...

10. Men: Enjoy that wardrobe space while you can! You will not believe the vast number of shoes that one woman needs...

11. Women: Fill in silly magazine quizzes with titles like 'Are You Seductive', without having to listen to loud laughter from your partner (who then runs off with the magazine)...

12. Men: Get rid of anything inflatable and female-shaped...

13. Relish clipping your toenails straight onto the carpet...

14. Remember that your best option with in-laws is to marry an orphan...

Friday, December 23, 2005

Women seize power from lazy men

Women seize power from lazy men

Women in a Croatian village have seized power from their lazy menfolk in local elections.
After their success, the women of Lozisca on the island of Brac vowed "to let the men back into our beds, but never back into politics".
They won all seven seats on the local council after deciding they were sick of seeing the village men doing nothing for the community.
Merica Bogdan, one of the seven women who was elected to serve on the local council, told local media: "The time has come for women to rule.
"We were not satisfied with the work the men did for the community and we launched a campaign to take political power and do something good for Lozisca.
"Men will never have power here again. We have agreed to let our men be in our beds, but never in politics again."
She added that despite having a tiny budget to work with the all-female council had already arranged for a municipal cleaning service, put up and decorated a Christmas tree in the village square and begun a project to repair the spire on the village church.
Lozisca male residents have admitted the women's work has been impressive since their election.
Tonko Valerijev, whose wife Helena is the newly-elected head of the local council, said: "They are a lot more persistent in their work than their predecessors. Frankly, they're doing a great job."

The dark side of surfing

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Disagreements, sometimes violent, about who owns the beach in Australia are not new.
Long before this month's ethnic riots in some of Sydney's most popular seaside communities, surfers, lifeguards and people who live inland were drawing battle lines in the sand.
"When you are sharing the ocean with like-minded people, the beach becomes like your church," said psychologist Richard Bennett, author of "The Surfer's Mind."
"If someone is coming into your church and blowing out the candles," he said, "you want them to leave."
Running counter to the image of easy-going nomads happy to spend their days riding the ocean's waves, surfers have a history of employing verbal and physical abuse to keep others out of the surf.
A proliferation of testosterone-packed surfing magazines, lighter surfboards and good-as-the-guys girl surf movies such as "Blue Crush" drawing more people into the water, are making matters worse.
The face of former world champion Nat Young, nicknamed "Animal" for his behavior in the water, was rebuilt with titanium mesh a few years ago after a pummeling by a fellow surfer on a popular Australian beach left him unconscious.

LOSING IT
"Increasingly, surfers are losing it. Fists are thrown, knives are brandished, out-of-towners are ganged up on, cars are vandalized and boards are speared," wrote Derek Reilly in the book "Surf Rage," compiled by Young after his recovery.
"Australia's waves have long been a battleground for young men proving their masculinity," said an editorial in the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper. "This is an urban war between tribes."
But it's not just Australia.
Cries of "Locals only" and "If you don't live here, don't' surf here," were coined by surfers from Malibu to Cape Town generations ago and still ring out in many communities.
Tim Banas and his son Tom were beaten when they tried to surf at Lunada Bay, a beach notoriously unfriendly to strangers in southern California.
Lunada Bay now swarms with surf monitors and police escorts, surf cams and undercover cops in the water, wrote "Waves" magazine in an article titled "Endless Bummer," a twist on the epic 1960s travel epilogue "Endless Summer," which implored a generation of young surf riders to seek the perfect wave.

NO BLONDES
In Hawaii, the center of the surfing world, "haoles," or blond surfers, are banned from certain beaches by local toughs.
Australia's lifeguards, struggling for new volunteers ever since the surf craze of the 1960s, draw the ire of surfers by enforcing no-surfing zones in the ocean to protect bathers from errant surfboards.
And in Sydney, people living inland are regarded as intruders by surfers and lifeguards alike. The factions have warred for generations.
"No one wants us here, but it's our beach too. It's just that we don't live here," says Ahmed, a Lebanese-Australian suburban youth who managed to sidestep police roadblocks on Sunday to spend a summer's day on Cronulla Beach, south of Sydney.
A week earlier, 5,000 Cronulla residents, many dressed in the uniform of the beach -- sandals, t-shirt and baseball cap -- clashed with Arabic men and women and police attempting to quell the violence.

Australian media labeled the incident, sparked by a fight between Lebanese youths and lifeguards, the country's worst day of racial tension.
Armed with new powers to make more arrests rushed into law last week, police may have to declare beaches off limits to outsiders over Christmas in hopes of averting a second wave of rioting after learning of telephone text messages calling for "Arabs to unite" against beach residents.

Stolen church money used for breast implants

MEDIA, Pa. - Instead of feeding children in third-world countries and fixing the leaky roof, a woman used money from First Church of Lansdowne collection plates to buy a shore home and breast implants."I was very dishonest and selfish," Colleen Lacombe, 34, of Drexel Hill, told Judge Robert C. Wright tearfully.Lacombe pleaded guilty in September to theft by deception, and made full restitution of $325,000 to the church. Wright sentenced the mother of two to two years of house arrest Tuesday, followed by two years of probation

Lacombe embezzled the money while handling finances at the church from June 2000 until January 2005, when the irregularities were discovered, according to court records.A church co-worker told authorities Lacombe had packages delivered so often they became friends with the UPS delivery man, and took off in the spring of 2001 to have her breasts enlarged, saying it would cost "around $3,000."A church elder, Don Lewis, showed pictures of needed repairs the church had been unable to make and compared them to photos of Lacombe's large, well-kept stone home, saying the theft shook the trust of some parishioners."I have been humiliated and very humbled," Lacombe said.

She said she was grateful to family members who refinanced their homes to enable her to make restitution."I wish I could turn back the clock," she said, adding that what she "thought was important in life, wasn't." Turning to church members filling three rows in the courtroom, she said, "I hope you can forgive me someday."Defense attorney Hugh McElhenney said Lacombe suffered from an obsessive-compulsive disorder and was undergoing therapy. "A lot of this was out of her control," McElhenney said.Lacombe also must perform 750 hours of community service such as picking up trash along county highways. District Attorney G. Michael Green said prosecutors and church officials were satisfied with the sentence since the money was returned.The Rev. Nancy Wolfe-Holt, the church's pastor, said the missing money had left the church unable to fund promised missionary programs from Chester to China, and now that it was returned, "We are trying to make good on every promise."

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

1.9 Billion Cards, And Other Fun Holiday Facts

20.8 Million Christmas Trees, $32 Billion Retail Sales, And More!

1.9 billion -- Number of Christmas cards sent to friends and loved ones every year, making Christmas the largest card-sending occasion in the United States. The second largest is Valentine's Day, with approximately 192 million cards being given.

Christmas Trees

20.8 million -- Number of Christmas trees cut around the country in 2002. These trees were located on 21,904 farms spread out across 447,000 acres. 6.5 million -- Number of Christmas trees cut in Oregon in 2002, making the Beaver State the nation's leader. (There were 2.6 million trees cut in Clackamas County, Ore., alone.) Also topping the one-million mark among states were Michigan, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Washington and Wisconsin. Pennsylvania led the nation in the number of Christmas tree farms, with 2,164; Oregon was tops in acres devoted to Christmas tree production, with 67,800.

$506 million -- The amount of money the nation's Christmas tree farmers received from tree sales in 2004. Oregon was the top state in tree sales ($143 million), followed by North Carolina, Washington and Michigan.

$561 million -- The value of U.S. imports of Christmas tree ornaments from China between January and August 2005. China was the leading country of origin for such items. Similarly, China was the leading foreign source of artificial Christmas trees shipped to the United States ($69 million worth) during the same period.

$80.2 million -- Value of shipments by U.S. manufacturers of article trees, including Christmas trees, in 2002.

Holiday Names

1,162 -- Population of Christmas, Fla., an unincorporated town.

Other places whose names are associated with the holiday season include North Pole, Alaska (population 1,659 in 2004); Santa Claus, Ind. (2,201); Santa Claus, Ga. (238); Noel, Mo. (1,476); and -- if you know about reindeer -- the village of Rudolph, Wis. (418). On top of that there is Snowflake, Ariz. (4,836); Dasher, Ga. (822); and a dozen places named Holly, including Holly Springs, Miss., and Mount Holly, N.C.

$291,085 -- The value of U.S. imports between January and August 2005 from Christmas Island, an Australian territory in the Pacific Ocean, south of Hawaii. Perhaps some of these were "Christmas gifts from Christmas Island."

Holiday Shopping -- The December Rush

The holiday season is critical for retailers. How critical? Well, here are some examples using the most recent Census Bureau data available. Note that the estimates that follow have not been adjusted to account for seasonal or pricing variations.

$31.9 billion -- Retail sales by the nation's department stores (including leased departments) in December 2004. This represented a 54 percent jump from the previous month (when retail sales, many Christmas-related, registered $20.8 billion). No other month-to-month increase in department store sales last year was as large.

Other U.S. retailers with sizable jumps in sales between November and December 2004 were clothing stores (48 percent); jewelry stores (170 percent); book stores (100 percent); sporting goods stores (63 percent); and radio, TV and other electronics stores (58 percent).

15 percent -- The proportion of total 2004 sales for department stores (including leased departments) that took place in December. For jewelry stores, the percentage was 24 percent.24 percent -- The proportion of growth in inventories by our nation's department stores (excluding leased departments) between the end of August and the end of November 2004. Thanks to the holiday crowds, inventories plummeted by 23 percent in the year's final month.

1.8 million -- The number of people employed at department stores in December 2004. Retail employment typically swells during the holiday season, last year rising by 50,900 from November and 195,500 from October.

E-Shopping

$21.5 billion -- The value of total retail e-commerce sales for the fourth quarter of 2004. This amount, represented 2.3 percent of total retail sales over the period and exceeded e-commerce sales for all other quarters of the year. E-commerce sales were up 24 percent from the fourth quarter of 2003.
32 percent -- The percentage of adults who shopped online in 2003, up from 2 percent in 1997. No doubt many of these customers were doing some holiday shopping at some point during the year.

Where are Christmas Gifts Made?

124 -- Number of establishments around the country that primarily manufactured dolls and stuffed toys in 2003; they employed 2,123 people. California led the nation with 19 such locations, and Vermont employed the most, 670.

733 -- The number of locations that primarily produced games, toys and children's vehicles in 2003; they employed 16,996 workers. California led the nation with 118 establishments and in the number of people they employed, 2,581.

$3.9 billion -- Total value of shipments for dolls, toys and games by manufacturers in 2003.

$656 million -- The value of U.S. imports of stuffed toys (excluding dolls) from China between January and August 2005. China was the leading country of origin for stuffed toys coming into this country, as well as for a number of other popular holiday gifts that were imported. These include electric trains ($71 million); puzzles ($48 million); roller skates ($44 million); sports footwear ($204 million); golf equipment ($43 million); and basketballs ($26 million). Canada was the leading supplier of ice skates ($7 million).

Where Holiday Gifts are Purchased

16,049 -- The number of electronic shopping and mail-order houses in businessin 2003. These businesses, which employed 264,868 workers, are a popular source of holiday gifts. Their sales: $131 billion, of which 31 percent were attributable to e-commerce. California led the nation in the number of these establishments and their employees, with 2,493 and 32,665, respectively.

If you're not sure where to do your shopping, choices of retail establishments abound: In 2003, there were 148,012 clothing and clothing accessories stores; 9,366 department stores; 10,274 hobby, toy and game shops; 34,287 gift, novelty and souvenir shops; 22,410 sporting goods stores; 28,527 jewelry stores; and 11,036 book stores.

47,835 -- The number of malls and shopping centers dotting the U.S. landscapeas of 2004, a total that had increased by approximately 10,000 since 1990.

Winter Wonderland

6.8 million -- The number of Americans who say they downhill-ski more than once a year. Other popular winter sports are cross-country skiing (1.9 million), ice hockey (1.8 million) and snowboarding (6.3 million).

It's in the Mail ...

20 billion -- Number of letters, packages and cards delivered by the U.S. Postal Service between Thanksgiving and Christmas. The busiest mailing day this year is expected to be today (Dec. 19), with more than twice as many cards and letters being cancelled as on an average day.

About 1 million -- Number of packages delivered by the U.S. Postal Service every day through Christmas Eve. The busiest delivery day: Dec. 21.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Believe it or leave it: strange stories of 2005

PARIS (AFP) - Alongside tragedies, wars and natural disasters the year just ending brought its share of unusual, outrageous and tragi-comic and just downright silly news items.

A selection of the stranger items:

- The authorities running a cemetery near Tel Aviv were bemused to find tourists beating a path to the grave of a 19-year-old British soldier who died in fighting 66 years earlier. His name, engraved on the headstone, was
Harry Potter.

- A German inventor had the idea of placing a specially adapted mobile phone in the coffins of the dead. That way relatives could call up and speak to their dear departed without having to leave home.

- In Japan, police were so upset to hear that a student who was caught up in a traffic accident had to get to an important exam that they gave him a full escort with sirens, arriving with 10 minutes to spare.

- Police in Newcastle, Australia, reported a spate of frozen chickens smashing into house roofs with great force. They suspected a prankster with a powerful catapult.

- Local lawmakers in the US state of Virginia threw out a bill that would have banned young people from wearing low-slung trousers. "Underwear is called underwear for a reason," said the congressman who sought the measure.

- A Thai businessman who said he was giving up his massage parlour to enter parliament sought to demonstrate his new resolve by smashing a bathtub outside the assembly and then lying immobile in a coffin. The tub represented his former business, and the coffin showed that he was no longer his old self, he said.

- A man and woman held in adjacent cells of a Turkish prison made a hole in the wall through which they managed to have sex and produce a child, papers said. They got a further four-month sentence for damaging public property.

- The northern English city of Carlisle had second thoughts about an art project in which the text of an ancient local curse was set on a stone in the city centre. Not long after it was installed the city suffered disastrous floods, a bout of cattle disease and local factory closures.

- There were red faces in the office of Croatian President Stipe Mesic after a painting given to him as a gift turned out to have been stolen from a local art exhibition.

- Workers in a German post office thought they had a bomb on their hands when a parcel began vibrating and making strange noises. It turned out to contain an inflatable sex toy.

- Before setting off to rob a bank, a man in the west African state of Mali put on charms that he believed would make him invisible. He was jailed with gunshot wounds after police guarding the place saw through him, or rather failed to do so.

- Tourism authorities in Switzerland decided to wrap an entire glacier in PVC foam to try and stop it melting during the summer months.

- Christian believers in Chicago flocked to a highway retaining wall after a stain that was said to resemble the Virgin Mary appeared on it. A graffiti artist then scrawled "Big Lie" over it, before the city authorities had the whole thing painted over.

- A pastor in Denmark's established church who had been suspended because he did not believe in God was allowed back into the fold. "We're giving him another chance," said the religious affairs minister, who oversees the Lutheran Protestant Church.

- A mute young man who was found wandering on a southern English beach, and who was reported to be a virtuoso piano player, had media around the world fascinated for months. He was later found to be a German fame-seeker -- and it turned out he didn't play the piano all that well either.

- The Virgin Atlantic airline said it was setting up a frequent fliers' club called "Flying Paws." Initial membership was four dogs and a cat; humans need not apply.

- After a row with his wife about money, a well-off Israeli man opened the family safe, took out the equivalent of 680,000 dollars in banknotes and burned it to ashes on the front lawn.

- A top official with the tennis tournament at
Wimbledon', England took the opportunity of his retirement speech to complain about vocal grunting by female players, which he said was getting ever louder.

- Educational authorities in New South Wales, Australia, protested when the state board of studies proposed making surfing into a high-school diploma subject.

- A Japanese woman who paid a contract killer the equivalent of 136,000 dollars to murder her lover's pregnant wife went to the police to complain when he failed to do the job.

- The German interior ministry said that people being snapped for ID photographs should no longer smile because it messed up their biometric recognition technology.

- An Iraqi man who enjoyed a night of love with a British woman in Cyprus got into hot water because of his bad English. He had apparently decided to say "Yes" to whatever she requested
which worked fine until she thought to ask him, after the fact, whether he had
AIDS'. "Yes," he answered -- erroneously as it later turned out.

- The Munch museum in Oslo refused to sell copies of a board game based on the real-life theft of its most famous painting, Edvard Munch's "The Scream."

- A Chinese company calling itself "Lunar Embassy" tried to sell real estate on the moon. Its founder claimed there was no law against such a project, but the authorities thought otherwise.

- A Los Angeles taxi-driver found a pouch containing 350,000-dollars' worth of diamonds left in his cab. The driver, an immigrant from
Afghanistan', simply handed them in to the police.

- Emily, a one-year-old tabby cat from the US state of Wisconsin, strayed into an air cargo container and before she knew it she was being unloaded in the eastern French city of Nancy. Unharmed, she was flown back in style.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Peas on your Peanuts Anyone???

















Thursday, December 15, 2005

Tales "Down Under"

Underwear Thief Reaches Plea Deal in Ore.

HILLSBORO, Ore. Dec 13, 2005 — A man who stole thousands of pairs of underwear has reached a plea deal in Washington County and has been sentenced to 52 months in prison.
Sung Koo Kim has already been sentenced to more than five years in prison in Yamhill County for stealing women's underwear.
In Yamhill County, Kim stole bras and panties from at least eight women at George Fox University in Newberg and Linfield College in McMinnville during the spring of 2004.
He still faces criminal charges in Multnomah and Benton counties.

Court pardons smitten bra burglar

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese man who repeatedly broke into the home of a neighbor he secretly loved, at one point sneaking out with a bra and some photos, has been let off the hook by a Chinese court, Xinhua news agency said Tuesday.
The man confessed to breaking into the woman's home five times, including once while she was sleeping, though he had fled as soon as she woke up, Xinhua said.
Police caught him red-handed in November walking out of the neighbor's apartment with a key to her door, a bra, two photographs and her MP3 player, the report on Xinhua's English Web site, www.chinaview.cn, said.
But the court in Harbin, capital of northeastern Heilongjiang province, dismissed harassment charges against the burglar. It heard that on the times he entered the woman's apartment while she was out, he had washed her dishes, done her laundry, left her snacks and even fixed her computer.
"(The man) said he loved her secretly, but couldn't muster up enough courage to speak to her. He placed a bet with his roommate that he would win her heart," Xinhua said, citing a report in the Shenzhen Daily. It did not say when the charges were dismissed.
He once planted a note in the apartment reading: "Don't panic. I hope you can understand my feelings for you."
He told the court he swiped the woman's MP3 player because it was in need of repair, but admitted he "took her bra and photos out of love for her."

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

iPod Generation Hearing Sounds Of Silence Sooner

iPod Generation Hearing Sounds Of Silence Sooner

BOSTON -- Rock music helped define the Baby Boomer generation, but years of loud concerts have also caused many Boomers to lose their hearing at an early age.
Boston television station WCVB reported that some experts say the iPod generation may be hearing the sounds of silence even earlier than their parents.
When the members of the Lexington, Mass., band Tracy Strangelove aren't rocking out on their instruments, they're listening to rock music on their digital music players.
"I listen to it on the bus ride home, when I'm walking around, sometimes between classes," band member Lucas Levy said.

The enormous popularity of digital music players has Boston Children's Hospital audiologist Dr. Brian Fligor concerned.
"More people have these systems. Now, given that there will be a larger number of people who choose to listen at high levels for long enough periods of time (this) can cause a problem," Fligor said.
What makes digital music players so popular also makes them more dangerous to your ears -- digital sound that doesn't distort when you turn it up, the station reported.
"I guess I'm listening to it like eight or nine-tenths of the way up, which probably isn't great, but that's what I like to do," band member Dan Garmon said.
With a digital music player, thousands of songs are right at your fingertips, which means there's no break for your ears. Over time, that can damage the delicate hair cells in the inner ear that transmit sound to the brain. But the damage isn't seen and won't really be felt for years.
"It didn't even occur to me that it would be harmful," Lucas said.

A recent study in the journal Pediatrics found 61 percent of teens said they had experienced ringing in their ears or other hearing problems. Only 14 percent said they used ear protection.
Fligor recommends you keep your listening level to 80 decibels or less -- on a one to 10 scale, that's about a six. Anything above that -- limit your time listening to avoid damage.
"I'm not saying don't use these. You know what? I love mine. I listen to mine, and I personally enjoy listening to it kind of loud, but I also know how long I can listen to it when I am listening at louder levels," Fligor said.
As for the in-ear headphones made so popular by the Apple iPod, Fligor said that they don't damage your hearing any more than the kind that rest on top of your ears. Loudness and length of listening time are what matter -- whether you're listening to Mozart or Metallica.

Superman's bulge worries movie bosses

The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache - because of the size of his bulge.
They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun.
Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects.
The Sun's source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen.
"We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."
Brandon, 26, has taken over the superhero's cape from the late Christopher Reeve.
Wardrobe artists have had to fit him with a special codpiece for the new film out next year.

Prostitute tells all in bestseller

SAO PAULO, Brazil (Reuters) - Just two months ago, Raquel Pacheco was making a living as a high-end call girl, turning tricks with up to five men a day in an apartment in a swank neighborhood of Sao Paulo, Latin America's financial hub.
Back then she went by her nom de guerre, Bruna Surfistinha, or Bruna the Surfer Girl. She has since left the business and become a best-selling author who spends her days rushing to interviews, promoting her book on the radio and appearing on late-night TV talk shows.
Her book, "The Sweet Venom of the Scorpion: The Diary of a Call Girl," is a vivid account of the three years that the 21-year-old Pacheco spent selling her body for money. Written in the slang of a middle-class teen-ager from Sao Paulo, it is part diary, part blog and even offers how-to tips for readers looking to spice up their sex lives.

In just over a month, it has sold some 30,000 copies and is already in its third edition -- a huge success in a country where only a fraction of the population reads books. It also ranks third on Brazil's bestseller list for nonfiction books, neck and neck with international hits like "Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner.
Though Brazil is the world's largest Roman Catholic country, sex is far from a taboo subject. Brazilians of all social classes frequently flaunt their sexuality, donning skimpy clothing even in formal settings. X-rated magazines hang in plain sight at newsstands. The government distributes free condoms as part of its AIDS prevention program. And prostitution is legal, although pimping is not.

Still, the book's success was a surprise to Pacheco, who turned to prostitution after running away from home when she was 17 and now lives with her boyfriend, a former customer.
"I thought people would be curious, not necessarily about my life, but about the life of a call girl," she said. "But I didn't think the reaction would be like this. I never thought I would be famous."
FROM BLOG TO BOOK
In truth, Pacheco was already flirting with fame before her book. Lonely and eager to vent, she started writing about her experiences with customers in a blog that became so popular it was profiled in several Brazilian magazines. These days the site (http://www.brunasurfistinha.com/blogs/) rarely focuses on sexual escapades, but it still gets about 20,000 hits a day.

It was the blog that drew publishers to Pacheco, who had boasted on the site that she was writing a book. She rejected three offers to put her story in print before finally signing with a small publishing house called Panda Books, which hired a journalist to help her organize her ideas into a book.
"Once I started reading the blog, I was hooked," said Marcelo Duarte, the book's publisher. "It had all the ingredients of a good soap opera -- family drama, love stories and lots of sex."
Duarte thought it would be popular with men, but he did not imagine that the story of a prostitute would be such a big hit with women, who have been buying the book in droves.
Still, Rosely Sayao, a psychologist who studies sexual behavior, said the book's popularity among women makes sense.
"The idea of a call girl, of a prostitute, is something that many women fantasize about," she said. "Women want to be a lover to their partner, and in many people's minds, a prostitute is someone who knows how to be the perfect lover."

The book has also raised eyebrows overseas. Duarte is in talks to publish it in Portugal and Spain, and is entertaining offers to sell the rights to turn it into a movie.
That possibility prompted one Brazilian web site to ask its readers in a survey who should play Pacheco on the big screen. The top pick was soap opera star Mel Lisboa, who became famous playing a teen-age vixen who seduced an older man.
With money in the bank and a bestseller on her resume, Pacheco says she plans to finish high school and go to college to study psychology. She also wants to find a job but worries she will have a hard time getting hired because of her past.
"I don't know if I'm going to be accepted," she said. "Even though I'm not a prostitute anymore, in some people's eyes I still am."

Monday, December 12, 2005

Man, 33, seeks puberty

Man, 33, seeks puberty

Lawrence Koomson is a doctor living and working in London. On the face of it, he seems no different from any other young man but Lawrence has a secret.
At 33, he has never been through puberty. He's never had a spot. He's never had an erection. And he's trapped in the body of a 12-year-old boy.
But this all changed in April 2005, when he began treatment to bring on puberty.


"I feel an outsider, different to everyone else," he said before the treatment. "People take going through puberty for granted; it's just something that happens. For me it has just never happened."
Lawrence has Kallmann's syndrome, a rare condition affecting predominantly men, but also women. A small area in the brain called the hypothalamus cannot work properly causing a hormonal imbalance.
For men like Lawrence, this means his body doesn't produce testosterone, which prevents puberty being triggered. Another characteristic of Kallmann's syndrome is an absent sense of smell.
Having Kallmann's syndrome can lead to extreme difficulties, especially during adolescence, when all one's peers are going through puberty. And the consequences of delayed puberty and not becoming sexually mature naturally has a far-reaching impact on sufferers' lives.

Lawrence's doctor and the UK specialist in the field is endocrinologist Professor Pierre Bouloux.
"We've tested Lawrence's blood testosterone levels and the results make for quite interesting reading," he said, before the treatment. "The reference range for men Lawrence's age would be a testosterone level between 9.9 and 27.8.
"Lawrence's level is less than 0.5. In essence he's got the testosterone levels of a one-year-old so we've got quite a lot of catching up to do.
"In terms of penile length we're talking about a resting length of about four centimetres, and for a chap of Lawrence's size that shows that development hasn't occurred as yet."
With treatment, it's hoped Lawrence will grow body hair, his voice will break, he'll develop body muscle and sexual organs and for the first time will experience sexual desire.

36-hour erection
The treatment consists of six implants in the buttock, which release 200 milligrams of testosterone over six months. He will be dependent on implants for the rest of his life.
Professor Bouloux has treated more than 300 patients over the last 15-20 years.
"In extreme situations, I've seen people not being able to handle the testosterone treatment, developing erections lasting hours and hours, and in one case up to 36 hours.
"There's no script for this, we got to see what happens and navigate a safe course to give Lawrence a level which will put him in a normal range."

Lawrence grew up in Ghana and has only recently been living and working in the UK with the result that he's only now having treatment.
"The thought of treatment makes me feel a bit frightened or scared because I don't know what's going to happen. I might have the urge to have sex when I don't want to have sex!
"I feel excited - it's something I've never been through before. I'll grow a beard and I've always wanted to see how I'll be with a beard and you know I'll get more muscle, so I think the ladies are going to love the new me!"
Lawrence received his long awaited implants in April 2005. The next day, he was glued to the mirror watching and waiting for changes. What will happen first? A spot? An erection? Or signs of a beard?

By day three, he experienced a first.
"It happened today. I was so scared I wasn't sure if it was going to or not going to. I had an erection!
"It really woke me up! It lasted 10-15 minutes. I was happy! I wanted to call the doctor but it was too early in the morning."
For the next six months, Lawrence went through puberty.
As the massive implant of testosterone began to take hold of his body, Lawrence started to feel sexual attraction to women for the first time.
He also experienced all the usual teenage distractions - surfing internet chatrooms looking for female company, even mobile phone porn. It was all new territory for him.
"I'm resisting that push into the teenage world," he said. "I have to behave more responsibly, much more responsibly. Not only am I not a teenager. Also, there's the very fact that I'm a medical doctor and I have to behave more responsibly than that."

Novice
Moral conflicts aside, as Lawrence made tentative steps into the scary world of dating, the disappointments started to stack up. Most men make their first advances towards women at an age when it doesn't really matter but at 33 years old, Lawrence found out that the stakes were high.
He shyly arranged his first date over the internet and suggested a trip to the cinema, but baulked when he found out that she wanted to go clubbing.

"She's somebody I've not met, I don't know what she looks like, I don't know what she thinks, and all of sudden it's 'Let's go clubbing.'
"I'm too much of a novice to go into all that. I couldn't allow myself, for me I'm not mature yet to do that - I can't do that, not yet."
But mature enough or not, the opportunity to live a grown man's life was not something Lawrence was going to let slip by.
"I've really missed out on two decades of life and I need to catch up."

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Mr and Mrs become Mrs and Mrs

A husband and wife have 'remarried' as a gay couple - 14 years after the groom had a sex swap operation.

Bernard and Joyce Rogers wed in 1967 but have lived "like sisters" since 1991, when Bernadette, as she's now known, underwent gender surgery.
The retired physicist is now legally recognised as a woman thanks to the Gender Recognition Bill which became law last year.
And that meant she was able to have a civil partnership ceremony with Joyce.

Bernadette, of Woodford Halse, near Daventry, Northants, said: "We have exactly the same affection for each other we have always had.
"We have an absolutely ideal relationship. We complement each other in every way."
The proud 76-year-old added: "I stood in front of the mirror in my bedroom this morning and thought, 'Yes, you have done it now.' It is a sense of completion."
Before "remarrying", the couple first had to divorce - because the Gender Recognition Bill does not acknowledge a change in a transsexual's gender if the person remains married.

A judge this week granted the couple an early release from divorce proceedings at Northampton County Court, giving Bernadette a new birth certificate which showed she is a woman.
They were then able to have their civil union ceremony.


Italian Lawmakers to Consider Porn Tax

ROME Dec 8, 2005 — Italians would have to pay a 20 percent tax on pornography according to a budget amendment that cleared a first legislative hurdle, news reports said Thursday.
The proposed tax was approved at committee level and is expected to go before the Chamber of Deputies, Italy's lower parliamentary house, early next week.
The tax is expected to raise about euro220 million (US$260 million) to help reduce the national deficit and to help fund government tax breaks to families.
"I believe the porn tax is important not for moralistic reasons, which don't concern me, but because I think that at a time of difficult economic conditions for families it is right to tax products that are not essential," lawmaker Daniela Santache was quoted as saying by the ANSA news agency.

Let's just call it even, okay?

ISTANBUL (Reuters) - A Turkish villager who ran away with his friend's wife has offered his own wife in exchange, newspapers said on Thursday.
Farm laborer Cengiz Esme said Gulhan, his wife of 18 years, disappeared a month ago after leaving their village to go shopping in the southern Turkish town of Tarsus.
The 36-year-old said his village friend Mehmet Yaksi had telephoned him the next day and said: "I've run off with your wife .... You take my wife," the Radikal daily reported.
Esme pleaded for Gulhan to return and said he was ready to forgive her and make a fresh start elsewhere. The reports said Yaksi's wife, a mother of three, declined to comment on the situation.

Cop Said to Taser Partner After Soda Fight

HAMTRAMCK, Mich. (AP) - A police officer has been charged with using a Taser on his partner during an argument over whether they should stop for a soft drink.
Ronald Dupuis, 32, was charged Wednesday with assault and could face up to three months in jail if convicted. The six-year veteran was fired after the Nov. 3 incident.
Dupuis and partner Prema Graham began arguing after Dupuis demanded she stop their car at a store so he could buy a soft drink, according to a police report.
The two then struggled over the steering wheel, and Dupuis hit her leg with his department-issued Taser, the report said. She was not seriously hurt.
Hamtramck police union lawyer Eugene Bolanowski said he expected Dupuis to hire a private lawyer.
Hamtramck is a city of 23,000 surrounded by Detroit.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Funny Videos

Infant dies after mom allegedly puts him in dryer

Infant dies after mom allegedly puts him in dryer

BOGALUSA, La. - A mother was booked on a charge of first-degree murder for allegedly placing her 3-month-old son in a clothes dryer and turning it on.The infant had third-degree burns over 50 percent of his body and suffered blunt force trauma to the head, the St. Tammany Parish coroner said.Police Sgt. Darryl Darden said Lakeisha Adams, 18, called police to her home on Monday to report that someone had killed her child. When officers arrived, they found Jailand Adams on a sofa. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
Darden said Adams admitted during questioning to putting the infant in the dryer and turning it on, but did not say why.Adams also has a 1-year-old child who was placed in state custody, police said.If convicted, Adams faces death by injection or a life sentence. The first-degree murder charge is mandatory under Louisiana law because the victim was under age 12.

Woman, 82, Convicted of Attempted Assault

WACO, Texas Dec 7, 2005 — An 82-year-old woman has been found guilty of attempted assault on a peace officer for trying to hit a Sheriff's deputy on the head with her cane in August.
Ester McCullough was found guilty by a retired judge during a nonjury trial.
Defense attorney John Hand said McCullough fired a shot into the air to scare away one of the neighbor's dogs. Hand said the two neighbors have been involved in a dispute for about seven years.
The deputies said they were talking to McCullough outside the house to try to find out where the gun was when she tried to go back inside. One deputy grabbed her leg, forcing McCullough to hop around on one foot.
She complained that the officer was hurting her hips, which had been surgically replaced, and tried to hit him on the head with her cane. Another deputy deflected the blow with his hand.
Hand said McCullough had been willing to plead guilty to misdemeanor charges, but prosecutors sought the felony charge.
"If there is a gun involved and she is threatening to kill people, I don't think that is something that should be taken lightly," Brady said. "I think this woman is cantankerous."
McCullough has a previous misdemeanor conviction for deadly conduct, which also involved a gun, according to court records. Hand said she shot a hole in a car when her daughter's boyfriend caused a disturbance an refused to leave.
A prosecutor recommended that McCullough be placed on probation for three years and fined $400. She'll be sentenced when a background report is complete.

Dog saves 3 Germans from fire but burns to death

BERLIN (Reuters) - A Belgian shepherd saved the lives of three people from a burning building by waking them up with loud barks but perished in the flames, apparently because he was afraid to jump out of the window, police said on Wednesday.

"The dog noticed the smoke and fire first and pulled the covers off one 42-year-old man sleeping on a couch and woke up a couple, aged 45 and 47, in the bedroom with loud barks," said police spokesman Hartmut Labahn of the blaze in a second-floor apartment in Zirchow on the Baltic Sea island of Usedom.
"The whole top floor apartment was on fire when they jumped out of the window, but the dog unfortunately didn't make it out and was burnt to death," he said. "There was so much commotion that the people didn't realise the dog didn't jump with them. They kept shouting his name but he never made it out."
The spokesman said the dog "might have been afraid to jump".

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Pakistan orders Bush poem deleted from school book

Pakistan orders Bush poem deleted from school book

ISLAMABAD (Reuters) -
Pakistan has ordered that a poem in which the first letters of each line spell out the name "
President George W. Bush' be deleted from a school textbook.
The Education Ministry said the poem "The Leader" was unacceptable as it had been downloaded from the Internet and was anonymous.
A ministry statement seen on Tuesday accused those responsible for compiling the English textbook of "oversight" and "negligence" and warned them to be more careful in future.
The move came after local newspapers published the poem on their front pages and called it an embarrassment for Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf, a key ally of Bush in his global war on terrorism.
Hardline Islamist parties oppose Pakistan's alliance with the United States and accuse Musharraf of trying to secularise the Islamic educational syllabus under pressure from Washington.
The Education Ministry said the textbook would continue to be taught without the controversial poem for the present school year to next March but it would be replaced by "a suitable alternative by other publishers" next year.

Man Jailed After Biting Head Off Gecko

PORT JERVIS, N.Y. Dec 6, 2005 — A 19-year-old man was behind bars Tuesday after allegedly biting the head off a gecko as part of a bet.
Derrick Ford was being held in the Orange County Jail after being charged with felony animal cruelty, police said.
Ford was at a friend's home Sunday when someone bet him $10 that he wouldn't bite the head off a gecko, the Times Herald-Record of Middletown reported.
Though Ford won the bet, it wasn't long before police showed up and placed him under arrest, the newspaper said.
Ford, who also was charged with violating parole, is now awaiting further court action.

Prisoner escaped to buy MacDonald's

An escaped prisoner was caught trying to get back into a Tennessee jail with four MacDonald's hamburgers.
The suspected armed robber was caught by a police officer outside Roane County Jail, reports WVLT-TV news.
Sergeant Wes Stooksbury arrested the man and says he was carrying a package containing clothes, liquor, prescription pills, crack cocaine - and the burgers.
It is unclear whether the man was planning to keep his haul for himself or if he was trying to smuggle it in to sell to other prisoners.
It's believed he had escaped for only a short time. The Roane Sheriff's Department is still investigating the case.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Man Argues He's Too Overweight for Jail

Man Argues He's Too Overweight for Jail

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa Dec 5, 2005 — A man who allowed his home to be used to store crack cocaine that was shipped by mail was sentenced to 14 years in prison, federal officials said.
Michael Washington, 32, pleaded guilty last January to making his home available for the storage of crack cocaine, according to a news release from the U.S. attorney's office.
Washington, who weighs 574 pounds, argued during sentencing that he was too obese and in too poor of health to be adequately cared for in prison, and requested home confinement. However, the court said the agency was capable of addressing his medical needs.

Prosecutors said he admitted that in October 2001 he and his wife tried to obtain a package of crack sent from a source in California through the U.S. mail.
Officers seized the package and found more than 100 grams of cocaine inside. They resealed the package and had it delivered to Washington's residence. When officers entered the home, they found the opened package and Washington in the basement, the news release said.
The U.S. attorney's office said that during the sentencing hearing on Thursday, Washington admitted that he had been involved in the sale of crack cocaine since 1996.

Twin lovers tie the knot!

Associated Press
kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, December 5, 2005

It was twice as much fun at a Malaysian wedding at which two pairs of identical twins tied the knot. Make that knots.
But guests could be pardoned for thinking they were seeing multiple doubles: the best men also were twins, as were the bridesmaids and the flower girls, The Star newspaper reported on Monday.
It said identical twin sisters Zeenat Begam Sawai Hamid and Zannat Begam Sawai Hamid, 23, had been promised by their parents soon after birth to identical twin brothers Hasan Mohammed Yusof and Husen Mohammed Yusof, 26. The two sets of parents were good friends, The Star said.
But the families lost touch with each other until seven years ago, and agreed to fulfill their pledge. Their children took their vows on Sunday in Balakong, a town outside Kuala Lumpur. The Star said the two sisters, born 48 seconds apart, are medical students. The older groom is a clerk in Malaysia's central bank, Bank Negara, and the younger, born four minutes later, is a businessman.
The couples wore identical clothes, but one pair was decked in yellow while the other in purple. The twin best men, Mohammed Aswad and Mohammed Hafiz Yaakob, 20, also wore identical clothes, and could be told apart only because one of them has a thin beard. The 20-year-old bridesmaids wore different-colored dresses but the 11-year-old flower girls were dressed alike.
The Star did not say if the four sets of identical twins were previously known to each other, or if they were invited especially for the wedding.

Man nabbed for driving off with army vehicles

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Here's a hint -- if you want to drive away with property belonging to the Canadian military, it helps if you take something small and inconspicuous.
When police were tipped off on Friday that two armored personnel carriers were missing, it didn't take long to solve the case. The large and rather conspicuous green vehicles -- complete with missile launchers -- were on the back of a flatbed truck traveling on a highway near Toronto.
Police arrested the driver, who was working for a company that had been hired to transport the surplus vehicles to Montreal. He was stopped, traveling in the wrong direction, northwest of Toronto, about 580 km (360 miles) from Montreal.
The firm sent a replacement driver to the truck but he was also arrested, this time after he kicked a car belonging to a television crew.
CTV television said it had evidence suggesting the incident had been triggered by a pay dispute between the first driver and the trucking company. The company did not return a call seeking comment.
An army spokesman declared the incident over, saying the two vehicles were finally on their way to Montreal.

Woman Suspended From Job After Trying To Rescue Squirrel

MICHIGAN CITY, Ind. -- A woman says she was suspended from her job for spending too much time trying to rescue a squirrel trapped in the ceiling of the library where she works.

Cindee Goetz said she contacted a friend who owns an animal-removal business about the animal after a company hired by the library tried using a trap that would kill it.
It's a real pickle to be in, all over me being compassionate toward animals," Goetz said. "They said I went around the chain of command. I was paying more attention to the animal than I was my job."
Judy Hamilton, the library's executive director, said the suspension followed other animal problems with Goetz. The library had to be most concerned about the safety of its visitors and the possible cost of damage by the squirrel, Hamilton said.
"I don't want that squirrel to die, either, but I can't allow a live animal to be headquartered in that building," Hamilton said. "It's a severe situation I can't ignore. I'm not running a squirrel condominium here."
Goetz said that she was reprimanded last year for caring for an abandoned bird during work breaks while keeping it in a garage at the library branch in LaPorte.
Goetz, who owns an animal shelter, said she planned to return to her job after the one-week suspension.

Taxi Driver Bites Off Customer's Fingertip


COPENHAGEN, Denmark Dec 5, 2005 — A taxi driver in Denmark bit off the tip of a 48-year-old man's finger in a brawl over how many people could fit in the cab, police said Monday.
The dispute started early Sunday morning, when a group of five men hailed a taxi in downtown Odense, a city in central Denmark.
Police said things got out of hand when the 37-year-old driver insisted he could only take four passengers. It was not clear who started the fight, but the 48-year-old man claims he grabbed the driver by the collar after the driver acted aggressively and spat at him, police said.
The driver, who was bruised but not seriously injured, said the man grabbed him by the jaw with his left hand and punched him with other hand. The driver claims he accidentally bit off the tip off the man's ring finger in the commotion, police said.
The 48-year-old was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment. None of the men were identified in line with Danish privacy rules.
Police were investigating but had not filed any charges Monday.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Nipple Enlargements: Now More Common and other Stories

Nipple Enlargements: Now More Common

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) --
Breast implants are one thing, but some folks are so unsatisfied with the size of their nipples that they're having them surgically enhanced. It sounds like "nip-picking," but according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, 501 women and 40 men had "breast nipple enlargement" surgery last year. New York-based plastic surgeon Bruce Nadler performs the procedure on half a dozen people a year and says most do it because they want the "teasing look" of an erect nipple at all times. Still others -- mostly men -- are nipple fetishists who want their nipples to be the biggest, most desirable nipples possible. The "super-sizing" is done with injections of collagen or silicone, cartilage taken from the patient's ear or implants. Dr. Nadler says still more common is nipple reduction surgery, which is done by men who feel their chests look too feminine and women who are self conscious about looking nippy in cold weather.

Authorities Arrest Suspected Balloon Thief

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Authorities have arrested a man they say stole a hot-air balloon from a Knox County home and then broke into another residence where he forced the family there to feed him.
Gregory Allen Williams, 40, was caught by police Friday night as he left the house authorities say he broke into during the evening. Williams made the family there feed him, though the couple's adult daughter hid in a closet and alerted authorities by using her cell phone, said Loudon County Assistant Chief Deputy Jimmy Davis.
The hot-air balloon, which belongs to James Hood, was packed in a trailer and parked in his driveway Friday morning when a neighbor saw someone hitch the trailer to a vehicle and take off, authorities say.
Knox County Sheriff Tim Hutchison said a pursuit then started. The suspect eventually ditched his vehicle and the balloon trailer in a field in Loudon County and fled into nearby woods.
Hood recovered his trailer and balloon, valued at nearly $30,000. Authorities say Williams was already wanted on a probation violation warrant and now faces felony theft charges.

Police mistakenly impound driver with car

TORONTO (Reuters) - An 85-year-old Canadian man spent hours inside his impounded car in freezing temperatures after his vehicle was ticketed for illegal parking and then towed to a police compound, police said on Thursday.
Police in the western city of Edmonton, Alberta, said frost had obscured the car's windows and a tow-truck driver, unaware of the elderly man sitting in the driver's seat, took the car to the police compound. The incident occurred Tuesday.
"The security officer at that site along with the tow-truck driver noticed that there was some movement in the car," said Edmonton Police spokeswoman Lisa Lammi.
"They accessed the vehicle and sure enough there was an elderly man inside. He was disoriented but he was not unconscious."
Temperatures were close to -10 Celsius (14 Fahrenheit).
According to the Edmonton bylaw office, the ticket was written two hours before the car arrived at the impound lot.
The man, whose identity has not been released, was taken to hospital for observation.
Lammi said police were unsure what stopped the man from driving his car away.

Toddler Brings Crack To Daycare

Police say a two-year-old showed up at daycare with crack cocaine in his pocket.
Philadelphia, PA -- Police in Philadelphia say a two-year-old boy showed up at daycare Friday with crack cocaine in his pocket. Now, authorities have picked up his mother. Police say the boy went to day care, pulled two packets out of his pocket and handed them to his teacher. The teacher found drugs in the packets, and then found nine more packets of crack cocaine in the boy's pockets. When the child's mother picked him up at the end of the day, police took her into custody. Police say a search of the house uncovered still more drugs, including a pound of marijuana and a small amount of crack cocaine. The boy and his five-year-old sister are now in the custody of the Philadelphia's family services unit.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Videos R' Us

U got to see the new trailers for our favourite movie and tv programme. Do give it time to load though..U wont regret it...

The New Lord of The Ring Trailer

The New Trailer for The Bachelorette